FINALLY
― Game of Thrones fans everywhere (via gnumblr)
Anonymous: I liked that, in your tags, you wrote "there was free wifi" like it was all cool and shit, and then you wrote "BUT IT WAS REALLY SHITTY WIFI" in all capitals, like that was one of the scary things and I don't know it just sounded funny when I read it in my head...

perks-of-being-chinese:

LIKE THE WIFI WAS SO SLOW AND I WANTED TO CRY BC I WAS SNAPCHATTING A FRIEND AND IT WOULDNT FUCKING SEND

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.